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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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