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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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