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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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