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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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