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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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