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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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