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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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