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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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