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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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