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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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