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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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