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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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