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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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