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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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