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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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