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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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