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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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