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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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