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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Hermoine eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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