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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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