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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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