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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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