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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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