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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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