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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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