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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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