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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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