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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Sparky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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