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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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