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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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