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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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