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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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