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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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