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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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