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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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