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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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