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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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