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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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