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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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