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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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