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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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