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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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