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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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