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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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