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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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