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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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