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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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