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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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