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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Spock eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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