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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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