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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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