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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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