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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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