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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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