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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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